So after the NC commission, I was asked by a Facebook frequenter of of the MojosWork page to paint Superman as Massachusetts. With Jersey and New York already made, it would seem this is a good time to go wit a 50 state initiative: every state as Superman.
It’s like he’s putting on the brakes mid-flight. Reminds me of an old joke.
Superman is flying around and he sees Wonder Woman laying out in her backyard, stark naked and spread eagle. The Man of Steel, being pretty much damn near omnipotent, decides that he can swoop in, dip his kryptonite into Wonder Woman’s Fortress of Solitude, and get the hell out before she even knows what hits her.
A few seconds later, on the ground, Wonder Woman says, “What’s the matter?”
The Invisible Man replies, “I don’t know, but my ass is killing me.”